Word of Wisdom

The secret of our success is that we never, never give up.

- Wilma Mankiller

Under the Coconut Tree: Unladimejiable!

Riti: I am shivering and shaking, how awesome can God be!

Meto: What’s wrong this time around, what’s the cause of the sudden remembrance of God?

Riti: Finally the Lord has found the lost sheep.

Meto: the lost sheep? Oh that, it’s unbelievable, unimaginable, uncomprehending, un…

Riti: …there is no need for grammar; he is now the beloved son in whom the Lord is well pleased.

Meto:  hmmm…, it’s a story of crime to Christ.

Riti: He deceived himself by once living in sin,drinking and partying most of the night…

Meto: …believing in his heart he would be alright

Riti:  covering his sight with ...

Meto: ...yet the spirit said to him, "Come home to get your soul renewed."

Riti: I can imagine him saying “Oh no! Not me!” at first.

Meto: but it’s a game of no 50-50

Riti: No ask the audience

Meto: but phone a friend and that’s the spiritual leader.

Riti: Ladies beware!

Meto: For He is now a beloved and chosen one.

Riti: Be warned!

Meto: For he now walks with spirit from the most high.

Riti: Hide those skimpy outfit of yours

Meto: for he has the holy fire to burn them all

Riti: Its time for Repentance.

Meto: Talk, for I am ready to covey your msg to congregation.

Riti: Repent!

Meto: You mean that lady in ND.

Riti: Repent!

Meto: You mean those pieces of handkerchief she wears are not good for her.

Riti: Repent before it’s too late.

Meto: Repent! So that you could become a sister in the catholic.

Riti: choose this time because it’s a better track…

Meto: …one on which you could really depend.

Joke

A crowd gathered @ an accident scene and a smart nosey journalist wanted to get d story first hand as being d first to report…”make way, I am d victim’s first son” he shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way 4 him, on getting there, lying lifeless in front of a car was a goat…J

Word of wisdom

Those who won our independence... valued liberty as an end and as a means. They believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty.

- Louis D. Brandeis