Sunday, 21 August 2011

Under the Coconut Tree: Unladimejiable!

Riti: I am shivering and shaking, how awesome can God be!
Meto: What’s wrong this time around, what’s the cause of the sudden remembrance of God?
Riti: Finally the Lord has found the lost sheep.
Meto: the lost sheep? Oh that, it’s unbelievable, unimaginable, uncomprehending, un…
Riti: …there is no need for grammar; he is now the beloved son in whom the Lord is well pleased.
Meto:  hmmm…, it’s a story of crime to Christ.
Riti: He deceived himself by once living in sin,drinking and partying most of the night…
Meto: …believing in his heart he would be alright
Riti:  covering his sight with ...
Meto: ...yet the spirit said to him, "Come home to get your soul renewed."
Riti: I can imagine him saying “Oh no! Not me!” at first.
Meto: but it’s a game of no 50-50
Riti: No ask the audience
Meto: but phone a friend and that’s the spiritual leader.
Riti: Ladies beware!
Meto: For He is now a beloved and chosen one.
Riti: Be warned!
Meto: For he now walks with spirit from the most high.
Riti: Hide those skimpy outfit of yours
Meto: for he has the holy fire to burn them all
Riti: Its time for Repentance.
Meto: Talk, for I am ready to covey your msg to congregation.
Riti: Repent!
Meto: You mean that lady in ND.
Riti: Repent!
Meto: You mean those pieces of handkerchief she wears are not good for her.
Riti: Repent before it’s too late.
Meto: Repent! So that you could become a sister in the catholic.
Riti: choose this time because it’s a better track…
Meto: …one on which you could really depend.

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